The Frog

He has inordinately massive self-esteem and truly believes he’s the best at, well, EVERYthing. Frog RELISHES any opportunity for competitive sport because it just serves to remind people who’s best as he will always inevitably win. Frog feels he has the divine right to be general law-enforcer and indeed – law-giver. A true professional, he adores dressing up and playing role games (sport’s teacher, referee, Santa Claus, etc.). Despite this maniacal behaviour he never sees himself as the psychotic control freak he really IS.